Two Sweet British Classics

So what do I write to coincide with this picture?

Only one is soft centered.
One has a bigger box!
You get a lot more in one than you do the other!
One lets you pack and ship the other lets you? Get Fat & ?
UPakWeShip is nothing like a box of chocolates! With UPakWeShip you know exactly what your going to get!

Do you have any suggestions?