How to spot an International Mover

  They can…….

Accurately measure distance without a tape measure by using 20 and 40-foot lengths in their head.

They are brilliant at Geography.

Great at packing shopping carts, car boots or trunks.

Does all the family’s packing when they are moving themselves.

Never runs out of tape at home.

Has at least five Stanley knives placed around the house.

Has a friend in every city in the world.

Has probably been to many of those cities.

Can say hi how are you, thanks and a beer in most foreign languages.

Can pack and wrap anything well except for Christmas Presents.

Has smoked at some point in their lives and still drinks more than they should.

Looks at any object as a 3D cube and knows the volume.

Knows more acronyms than the POTUS.

When on vacation wants to stop in for a quick beer or coffee with some mover they know in the town nearby.

Spends more time looking at the trucks passing on road trips than the exit signs and other cars.

Gets very excited near port cities to see ships, container yards and wharf’s.

Looks for cargo planes at the airport.

Loves looking at moving trucks on the road in other countries and recognizing the names.

Can drive any car, truck, forklift, lorry, stick or automatic.

Can reverse a boat trailer or caravan perfectly.

Can divide and multiply by 35.35. 6.5 and 2.2 in their head.

Who’s with me?